looking for true love

This worked out really well for some friends, so here I am.
I’m originally from California, just as pretty on the inside as the outside, don’t have to wear lots of make-up to be pretty, and definitely more simple than South Beach.
I’m looking for a man that is not too proud to make a fool of himself just so we can laugh together.
I’m pretty funny and usually ruin the joke by laughing the whole way through it. I know tons of bad jokes!
Anyone know who YAZ is…or Alphaville…Forver Young? Love old Depeche Mode and Information Society…
I will always give the guy in the middle of the street my spare change…it takes guts to stand out there, so I need someone to say,

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