What you see is what you get

I’m a pretty straight forward kind of person. Dare I say it, ‘normal’ (whatever that may mean). Very easy going, very honest, unpretentious, genuine, positive, loyal, affectionate, hopeless romantic, spontaneous, kind, generous, bubbly, fun, always laughing or smiling and always up for some mischief!

I’m also a bit of a smart arsed and I can talk the hind legs off a chair. I find the most inappropriate things incredibly funny (very dark sense of humour) and am more than happy to make a total fool of myself (and do, on a fairly regular basis – particularly on this site, so it seems – anyone willing to save me from myself would be much appreciated!!) I’m totally laid back and very little phases me… No really – that’s a challenge – try and see if you can shock me!

I’m a sucker for good manners, kindness, an amazing smile and someone with a cheeky glint in their eyes.

I’ve decided I’m not going to bore you with all the inane things I like to do… I guess you’ll just have to ask me if you’re interested.

So I’m giving this old online thing a go, as I have a rather unusual job and work shift work. And basically, I’ll try anything once!

My Ideal Partner

Someone intelligent (both literally and emotionally), someone who can make me laugh till my ribs ache, someone kind and caring, someone who just generally tickles my fancy – I guess it boils down to chemistry…?

Movies

Love movies and have seen a ridiculous number of them. Just saw Winter’s Bone (very challenging) and am really looking forward to Black Swan and Blue Valentine coming out

Music

Too many to mention but some favourites include Sly

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