any one here who can make me squirt IM me now

I’ve done the bar thing, I’ve done the friend-hook-you-up thing, and I’ve done the co-worker thing. So now I’m trying the internet thing. I tend to meet these jerky, needy guys, and I’m really looking to break out of that rut.
Here is what you need to know about me: I am 24 and I work at a law firm in downtown. I am 5′6″ and 125 lbs and I work out 3-4 times a week. I like to go to the theatre and museums and movies and the ballet (I was a ballerina for 9 years). I also love going to Gopher hockey games and Wild games and most sporting events. I have a B.A. from the University of Minnesota and I like carrying on intelligent conversation, though not all the time. I love talking politics as much as I love talking gossip well, maybe I love talking politics more. I’m understanding, compassionate, and independent. I also know how to have a good time and I can adapt to any situation. I’m very easy going but I do know what I like.

My Ideal Partner

This is why you interest me: you are between the ages of 25 and 45. You are educated and have a good job with a steady income and you own/lease your own car. You are at least two inches taller than me, and you are height and weight proportionate. You have some things in common with me, but not all. You know how to be attentive but not smothering. You can carry on a conversation about current events and know what you are talking about. You like to have fun and you know how to laugh. You would be just as comfortable having dinner at a nice restaurant as you would be running a lap around Lake Calhoun.
Please be comfortable with your sexuality as i am rather dominating in the bedroom.

Username sexysquirter69
IP Address 27.50.67.17
Reported Country: Australia
Actual Country: AUSTRALIA*

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